You’re a different person every day. That’s a good thing.
Give a warm welcome to your period. (*slow clap.*) Levels of estrogen and progesterone are low. Your skin and stomach might misbehave. This too shall pass.
Rising estrogen levels mean increased cerebral firepower. Start planning your next vacation. Or your next snack. Honestly, anything.
You are ovulating today. Thy egg hath been released. Idea: Give yourself an Ovulation Vacation. Prepare a tropical drink with a mini umbrella! Take the day off work. Your body worked hard to get here and you deserve a little treat.
The elevated progesterone continues, leading to food carvings. Go HAM on some ham. Or a vegetarian substitute. Or whatever feels necessary for your wellbeing.